I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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