no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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