There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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