I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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