The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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