I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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