I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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