He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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