Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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