my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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