Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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