the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
