I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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