You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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