My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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