I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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