just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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