Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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