apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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