it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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