no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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