I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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