hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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