She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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