I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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