You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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