I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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