I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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