so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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