So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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