We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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