it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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