marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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