i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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