never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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