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can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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