So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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