Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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