I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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