Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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