ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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