turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it