I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He had one of those small greek statue penises
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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