I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
another moral hangover. fuck.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck