This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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