Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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