office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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