is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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