You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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