..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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