K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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