I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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