Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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