so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
