he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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