actually, I'm a sock model
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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