There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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